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6)-The large combination


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However thus, the only preparations which you will not find in our dispensary, they are the laxatives. You will catch up with yourselves in certain booksellers. Indeed, the beachcomber of the literatures guaranteed by the multinationals of the edition and the Philistines sweep all on its passage. Smooth and well moulded texts. Manufacture with the punch, massacres Canadian forests, complicities between advertising advertisers and groups of press, a beautiful bazaar !

A system which evacuates the author to reduce it to a small servile writer or to a calf of intensive breeding, and a whole colic of people receiving benefits who decide in the place of the reader of what must be beautiful and presentable. Consumable, rather. I spend, therefore I am. Which makes fun one, frankly? Even time of Voltaire, the writers were freer, even with risk to collect some drubbing. There existed of the Knight of Rohan equipped with enough spirit to shout with their servants : "do not strike with the head, it can still leave something it good !"

And it returns to me in memory the words of Fauna bonesetter or of Adam the ancestor, I forgot (the Search of Aldoran, category purgative) : "They make me laugh, those of now, with their paper ! To entrust its ideas to a material of which one is used for oneself especially to wipe the bottom, it is not to fear the ridiculous one and to doubt nothing. With the first rain, Time will gum them of its register. "
But is paper or not paper, a reason to do work of pig, I require it of you ?

It is this indignation which led me to compose and manufacture a volume which would not resemble any known : Adventures of Doctor Enfoyrus, illustrated philosophical novel, Avignon, 1996, ISBN 2911344006, 293 pages, Great Price of the Almanac of the Werewolf. Do not buy especially where point the ISBN, one sells it to you at price scarcity of collection and it costs the skin of the bottom. Me, I get it to you by correspondence for 20 euros less, port included, original edition, not-soiled, at the heading : Your treatment

What does it contain, this worthy black book ?  Imagine, if you can it, a synthesis of INSANE WHO SELLS the WISDOM and  REVEALED INDIA decorated of a procession of delirious illustrations, where each character would have his dedicated bill of character. Not convinced ? Look at there. Puffing out paper, ink sepia, monochromic cover with the engraving of Bruegel the Old man who opens the site in the foreground. Madness, that one says to you !

But most romantic, it is the history of its design. That one, I will never tell it to you because you would not believe me...
Just this small detail for the setting in mouth : a beautiful morning, my paper maker delivered by error two tons of paper in my model maker and the window with this elephant smashed to him. I will not say any more. With the e-books, at least, one does not undergo the inertia of the matter. And the Web, that further carries than the blowpipe from Télécons.


Lastly, of manner of service of press, here what I wrote at the time with the two hundred journalists to which I had offered a specimen and which thanked me with five articles --no comment : 


Mister the Ambassador of the Literature,

No, the book that I propose to you today is not that of a Parisian editor, and we will comfort ourselves some. No, it does not emanate from a famous writer to the thousand recognized talents that the genius would prevent from sleeping or would deaden the others. But if, without too much supposing your forces nor of your patience, I request that you warn the public of the birth of this work as of what it is advisable to say, it is that I know that by entrusting it to your expert hands, one withdraws it from the sight of an imbecile of less. By thanking you for your media comprehension ; Yours sincerely, dear Sir, and with soon, perhaps : successes of the writing open to me the window.

The Apothecary



And further adding, so that the suicide was more complete,


Admittedly, in your districts nobody invites me :
I am not those which a godfather recommends,
Hugues de Margoulin or Jean de Brocéliande ;
But all alone I fight to raise my voice
Above the herd of the works still-born children,
In this immense sea with dubious contours,
Pandemonium the insane ones, exaggerated minute-books,
Where I plunged my heart and hope the one morning.

The force of the subject is worth although one stops there,
It is the work of anxious, of an Absolute the search.
If one reads it from the end to the prelude,
The life of a very learned scientist will be known
Who lost one fine day all his certainty,
Because it had built on moving sand.


I save the continuation to you, because that is not arranged.
Young people who now read me, never do that. You would bail out ten years of purgatory.


   
A summary ? Unrepentant consumers and DraculaS of motorway, flee our den ! Mowgli and me, we declare you this.





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