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cellar,
if it is not closed. Be careful with the steps, that slips...
There are also my
terrace
and my
garden;
at least, that will come. Or express your talents in my
WikiGriffonia.
No
sending picture, only text.
Welcome in my humble residence. Enter, enter-therefore !
The Cry of the Condor
: short story
Fables and Poems : old writings
Sri Lanka, my cup of tea : here and now
A summary ?
No the royal way
for people in a hurry. Do you believe that one learns
this
in
only one day ? Then ? But if you have the fever purchaser,
here a
first
impression.
The music softens manners :
click
here initially.
However thus, the only preparations which you will not find
in our dispensary, they are the laxatives. You will catch up
with yourselves in certain booksellers. Indeed, the
beachcomber of the literatures guaranteed by the
multinationals of the edition and the
Philistines sweep all on its passage. Smooth and
well
moulded texts. Manufacture with the punch, massacres Canadian
forests, complicities between advertising advertisers and
groups
of press, a beautiful bazaar !
A system which evacuates the author to reduce it to a small
servile writer or to a calf of intensive breeding, and a
whole
colic of people receiving benefits who
decide in
the place of the reader of what must be beautiful and
presentable. Consumable, rather. I spend,
therefore
I am. Which makes fun one, frankly? Even time of
Voltaire, the writers were freer, even with risk to collect
some drubbing. There existed of the Knight of Rohan
equipped with enough spirit to shout with their servants :
"do not strike with the head, it can still leave something
it good !"
And it returns to me in memory the words of Fauna bonesetter
or of Adam the ancestor, I forgot (the Search of
Aldoran, category purgative) : "They make me laugh,
those of now, with their paper ! To entrust its ideas to a
material of which one is used for oneself especially to wipe
the bottom, it is not to fear the ridiculous one and to doubt
nothing. With the first rain, Time will gum them of its
register. "
But is paper or not paper, a reason to do work of pig, I
require it of you ?
It is this indignation which led me to compose and
manufacture a volume which would not resemble any known :
Adventures of Doctor Enfoyrus, illustrated
philosophical novel, Avignon, 1996, ISBN
2911344006, 293
pages, Great Price of the Almanac of the Werewolf.
Do
not buy especially where point the ISBN, one sells it to you
at price scarcity of collection and it costs the
skin
of the bottom. Me, I get it to you by correspondence for
20 euros less, port included, original edition, not-soiled,
at the heading : Your treatment
What does it contain, this worthy black book ? Imagine,
if you can it, a synthesis of INSANE WHO SELLS the WISDOM
and REVEALED INDIA decorated of a procession of
delirious illustrations, where each character would have his
dedicated bill of character. Not convinced ? Look
at
there. Puffing out paper, ink sepia,
monochromic cover with the engraving of Bruegel
the Old
man who opens the site in the foreground. Madness,
that one says to you !
But most romantic, it is the history of its design. That one,
I will never tell it to you because you would not believe
me...
Just this small detail for the setting in mouth : a beautiful
morning, my paper maker delivered by error two tons of paper
in my model maker and the window with this elephant smashed
to him. I will not say any more. With thee-books, at least,
one does not
undergo the inertia of the matter. And the Web,
that
further carries than the blowpipe from
Télécons.
Lastly, of manner of service of press, here what I wrote at
the time with the two hundred journalists to which I had
offered a specimen and which thanked me with five articles
--no comment :
Mister
the Ambassador
of the Literature,
No, the book that I
propose
to you today is not that of a Parisian editor, and we will
comfort ourselves some. No, it does not emanate from a famous
writer to the thousand recognized talents that the genius would
prevent from sleeping or would deaden the others. But if,
without too much supposing your forces nor of your patience, I
request that you warn the public of the birth of this work as
of what it is advisable to say, it is that I know that by
entrusting it to your expert hands, one withdraws it from the
sight of an imbecile of less. By thanking you for your media
comprehension ; Yours sincerely, dear Sir, and with soon,
perhaps : successes of the writing open to me the
window.
And further adding, so that the suicide was more
complete,
Admittedly, in your
districts nobody invites me :
I am not those which a
godfather recommends,
Hugues de Margoulin or
Jean
de Brocéliande ;
But all alone I fight to
raise my voice
Above the herd of the
works
still-born children,
In this immense sea with
dubious contours,
Pandemonium the insane
ones, exaggerated minute-books,
Where I plunged my heart
and hope the one morning.
The force of the subject
is
worth although one stops there,
It is the work of
anxious,
of an Absolute the search.
If one reads it from the
end to the prelude,
The life of a very
learned
scientist will be known
Who lost one fine day
all
his certainty,
Because it had built on
moving sand.
I save the continuation to you, because that is not
arranged.
Young people who now read me, never do that. You would bail
out ten years of purgatory.
A summary
?
Unrepentant consumers and DraculaS
of
motorway, flee our den ! Mowgli and me, we declare you
this.
1-by
e-mail
a)
-Files pdf Adobe
Reader studied in particular for a comfortable
reading mode "full screen" with a coloured bottom :
# 8,50 Euros, THE INSANE ONE WHICH SELLS WISDOM, 3 262 KB
# 8,50 euros, ROBIN Of ARDECHE or REVEALED INDIA,
914
KB and 1 337 KB
# 8,50 Euros, THE SEARCH Of ALDORAN, 13 337 KB
b)
-Economic formulas in pdf with 8,50 euros especially
studied, but without images nor coloured bottom :
# Formulates A: The INSANE One + ROBIN, 1 257 KB
# Formulates B: The INSANE One + INDIA, 1 418 KB
# Formulates C: ROBIN + INDIA, 1 090 KB
Being given the size of the files, certain books will be
broken up into several files of to the more 2 Mo to restick
with the reception. The Search, in particular,
weighs more than 13 Mo ! This is why it would be more
judicious to order it out of CD (see with)).
c)
-Modes of payment :
That is to say you the order by French bank draft or mandate, and I to me address you "e-maile" your files as of the validated cashing. Do not forget, in your purchase order which you can to me send e-mail, to print or recopy, to specify your electronic address, or that of a possible friend to me ! For all the residents of zone EUROLAND and only these, I accept the electronic payment via the PayPal system. Even those which do not have a PayPal account but a simple bank card can use this system, flexible and encrypted with 128 bits, connection SSL. Idem, that above : as of confirmation of payment on behalf of PayPal, I you "e-maile". Do not forget, parallel to your payment, of me "e-mailer" your purchase order and to specify the electronic address of delivery !
2-by the Post
office
a)
-Files pdf on CD :
All the possibilities of the 1-a) and 1-b) above mentioned
are valid, but that one buys one or more works, they all will
be recorded on the same CD, and the total amount of the order
will not be raised in spite of the overcost. Payment
by the Post office, only French bank draft or
mandate,
possibly PayPal.
Mandate only, and with the French tariff for the Swiss ones,
if they make out in euros ; the Inhabitants of Quebec will
pay by international mandate, PayPal
too, with 6 euros of increase of the total amount,
as
well as the DOM.
b)
-Deliver paper, original edition, classified rare part
:
# 30,50 euros, ADVENTURES OF DOCTOR ENFOYRUS by the Post
office, French bank draft , mandate, or PayPal.
To add 6 euros for the Inhabitants of Quebec and the
DOM (Postal cheque, mandate, like PayPal).
60,00 euros all the batch port included by
correspondence (paper + 4 files pdf color on 1 CD delivers),
that is to say less than the price of a good meal at the
restaurant which lasts only two hours and will make you grow
bigger or will return to you sick.
For the Inhabitants of Quebec (and the DOM), for any order
to add 6 euros on the whole. They can in particular
use PayPal.
The latter will appreciate the Search
particularly, because of its parlure.
For the countries different from those mentioned up to now,
any order without exception will be done by postal
mail, and any payment by mandate with the
order of
:
Joel MEDINA,
12, Rue du Luberon
84000 AVIGNON
FRANCE
METROPOLITAN
EUROPE
WORLD
SOLAR SYSTEM
GALAXY
UNIVERSE.
To any useful end, we recall that : 1,00 euro = 1,56 Swiss
frank = 1,41 Canadian dollar. And one can always worry about
the evolution of the rate of exchange of the currencies
by
here. A riddle : is a number located between 1 and
2,
singular or plural ? Ah !
For the DOM-TOM, same prices as the Inhabitants of Quebec.
But they can pay by postal cheque, rather than by mandate. By
PayPal,
with the rigour, if they "e-mailent" this purchase
order.
For the Adélie coast of the Antarctic, to consult me by
courriel. For the Senegaleses, I exchange all the batch by
air-mail way after reception of a malette decorated out of
tinplate with reasonable size. For the Gabonese one, a
Fang mask blessed by Nganga authenticates
would be
welcome. For Morocco, one liter of oil of black cumin will
make the deal perfectly. If a Hindu hears me since Jaipur,
that it dispatches me Nataraja, dancing Shiva,
or a kâthar, the magic dagger which one
sees in a
"Tintin". Not in the back, preferably.
It goes without saying that the
Adventures of Doctor Enfoyrus
are indexed on the price of
Extra Brushed
Truffle,
and consequently are
prone to strong fluctuations. And I pay homage to Jean
Guenot, the last French writer with old before the
disappearance of the species, for this lucky find. A
Master.
Recall
Extracts of the French law on the author's copyright and
artistic (Law n°57-298 of March 11, 1957, modified by the law
n° 85-660 of July 3, 1985) Article 19 :
"the author
has only the right to reveal his work." (Law n°85-660 of July
3, 1985, art.6)"Subject to the provisions of article 63-1, it
determines the process of disclosure and fixes the conditions
of this one.../..." Article 21 : "the author
enjoys,
his life during, of the exclusive right to exploit his work
in some form that it is and to benefit pecuniary.../..." from
it
Conclusion
Then the "majors", you can go well like the large ones, where
even the king goes all alone. As sings it to you with talent
certain Sam,
"to download, it is
illegal". It would incarnate the role of
Alain
Quedale, known as Ménestrel, in ROBIN Of
ARDECHE, that
that would not astonish me. Premonition. I add for crafty one
that the site "apothicaire.fr" is copyrighted, "the
authenticated Apothecary" and marks deposited. As for the
cat, it east VACCINATES and TATTOOS.
Music, maestro !